IS THAT THE FAN MAIL? OKAY LET'S UNBOX THAT ONE FIRST. KINDER SURPRISE? HMM. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT YET. PROBABLY SOME SURPRISE EGG OR SOMETHING? THEY DON'T OFFER KINDER SURPRISE IN MENDELEVIA SO THAT'S WHY I NEVER SEE THOSE IN THE STORES I USUALLY GO TO. NEW TOYS FOR GIR-; WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE STREAM! AND ALSO, I'M A BOY! I NEVER PLAYED WITH THAT WHEN I WAS A KID SO WHY DID YOU SEND ME EGGS THAT CONTAIN DOLLS INSIDE? DOLLS ARE CREEPING ME OUT!
