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I'd be so disguated and would call the police aswell (if i had a f**king phone)

Disgusted*

Why would you f**k a phone I'm concerned

What no

That's a bit weird Wilson

Nononono not what i meant

I don't even think you can have sex with a phone

of course you can, as long as you have USB-C shaped dick

EW I JUST IMAGINED IT

your cum is what actually charges it

TEXAS STOP

:(

Ewww

out of context clip

She doesn’t look like she swings my way anyway so I’m safe

She looks like a pansexual mother of 6

Real

i would finally have a use for my pocket revolver

Call you out for sexual assault

Storytime: I once had someone ask me this question, and they were not joking. Like they literally thought i was gonna like fall in love with them or something on the spot. I told them i would break their jaw and call the police for SA

BROOOOOOO that was so tufffffff 🥶🥶🥶 Don’t hurt me now Dangerous Daniel

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