Good excuse

I didn`t kill ur dad, my gun did :)

I didn't punch someone in the face, my fist did

I didnt cook the baby, my oven did

I didn't hump the cat, my private parts did

I didnt type WTF, my fingers did

I didn't say the cuss word, my mouth did

“I didn’t cause 9/11 round 2, the plane did”
Terrorists when making an excuse

i didn't bomb the house, my bomb did

chain?

Who hold the pen