A goblin approaches you, what do you do?

I am a Goblin Slayer yk

Today's not your lucky day. As you draw your weapon (or ball your fists or whatever), the ground underneath you becomes unstable. It shifts, you slip, and you fall to your death.

*divine protection activates and i am alive*
Kills the goblin in just one hit from his blade

The wheel would beg to differ.

bro hit the 21-dice

it's a D-20. where did you get 21 from?

d-21 are common, especially for someone who's in their school's D&D club

Introduce it to Ado's music

It appreciates the music and walks away.

hell yeah

print("orbital strike")

Unfortunately, you didn't set a location. As a result, the orbital strike defaults to your position and kills you.

print("revive")

Congratulations, the goblin now has an extra life.

print("revive self")
command("erase goblin")

ERROR:invalid_command
unexpected "self" at "print("revive >>self<<")"

print("erase goblin")

ERROR:invalid_command
unexpected "erase" at "print(">>erase<< goblin")"

what the ai
f**k it

The goblin, not exactly appreciating this, stabs and kills you.

atleast i got a nut off ough

Sacrifice it to the blood gods

You successfully place it on the altar, but not without a struggle. It does some damage to you on the way over there, but once you bind it, it's as good as dead now. Unfortunately, the gods do not find it to be a suitable sacrifice. Your blood boils, and the pressure increases. Your heart explodes as you are cooked from the inside out, killing you slowly and painfully.

kill myself

You place your hands on your chin and atop your head. With a quick spin, your neck is snapped and you collase, dead. The goblin is horrified.

touch myself

mood

The goblin, disgusted by this, runs away. You are then stung in the balls by several angry wasps.

my nuts :(

local corpse of a goblin found with 75 bullet holes, a16 found at the crime scene

The news headline reports a goblin's corpse in the nearby area. The police identified your fingerprints on the body, and your shoes (fake ass Js), and you are now being hunted by the law.

how the f**k did they do that i wore gloves

Fine, they identified you from the way you walked away from the scene and from security footage of the park.

kill myself

You jump off the cliff and hit the ground with a sickening crunch. You are dead.