Vote to Read a Story About a Guy Named Al (RaSAaGNA) The player with the most votes must live in the sewers with his hamster pal, but pack up his bags and has to move because the sanitation workers really didn't approve to a city in Ohio where he lives in a tree and he works at a nasal decongestant factory, and plays in the company's bowling team, and every single night he has a strange recurring dream where he's wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream but that's really not important to the story