High asf

I remember what they’re recreating, but the original is wife

Maybe someday I'll recreate that

Mayhaps

LOL

Thats so real

Sir, I recommend doing a Drug Test to investigate further into he user's current state

I am trying but he's too high

Given that you can't force a drug test, and your friend is currently potentially high, here's what you can do in the immediate moment to prioritize their safety and well-being:

1. Stay Calm and Reassuring:

Your calm demeanor is crucial. If you panic, they might also panic, which can worsen a negative high.
Reassure them: Tell them they're safe, you're there for them, and the feeling will pass. If they're experiencing paranoia or anxiety, this is especially important.
2. Create a Safe and Calm Environment:

Move to a quiet space: If you're in a noisy or overwhelming place, try to get them to a quiet, familiar, and comfortable spot. Dim the lights if possible, turn off loud music.
Remove any potential dangers: Discreetly move sharp objects, breakables, or anything they could trip over if their coordination is impaired.

Offer Hydration and Light Snacks:

Water is good: Offer them water to drink. This can help with dry mouth (a common side effect of some substances) and keep them hydrated.
Avoid alcohol or other drugs: Do NOT give them more substances, even if they ask.
Light, bland snacks: If they're hungry (e.g., "the munchies" from cannabis), offer something simple like crackers or fruit.
4. Engage in Distraction (if appropriate):

Gentle conversation: Talk to them about something calm and familiar, like a favorite hobby or a pleasant memory. Avoid intense or stressful topics.
Quiet activities: Suggest watching a light-hearted movie or listening to calm music.
Fresh air (if safe): If they're capable and it's safe to do so, a short, gentle walk in a quiet area might help clear their head.
5. Monitor Their Symptoms and Be Prepared for Emergency:

Watch for severe symptoms: Be aware of signs of a serious adverse reaction or overdose. These include:
Extreme drowsiness or unresponsiveness (difficulty waking them up)
Trouble breathing or irregular breathing
Seizures or convulsions
Chest pain or pressure
Extreme confusion, aggression, or disorientation
Hallucinations that are distressing or dangerous

If you see any of these signs, call emergency services immediately (911 in Tepic, Mexico, or your local emergency number). Be honest with the emergency responders about what you suspect they may have taken, as this can help them provide the correct treatment. Your friend's safety is the priority.
What NOT to do:

Don't lecture, judge, or shame them. This will likely make them defensive and unwilling to accept help.
Don't try to force them to "snap out of it" or shock them. This can be counterproductive and even harmful.
Don't leave them alone, especially if you're concerned about their safety.
Don't search their belongings or demand a drug test now. That conversation needs to happen when they are sober and in a calmer state.

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