I've come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfuсker, he pissed on my fuсking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fuсking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fuсked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuсk the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUСKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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