I ONCE BUSTED THROUGH MY SON'S DOOR TO TELL HIM TO WASH THE DISHES, HE SAID 'HOLD ON IM WATCHING DRAGON BALL' AND I SAID 'IMMA BE DRAGON DEEZ BALLS ON YOUR FACE' LIKE **WHYYYY DOES IT SLIP OUTTA ME**
AND THE OTHER TIME WHEN I BUSTED DOWN MY OTHER SON'S DOOR (THE SECOND ONE I BUSTED DOWN), TOLD HIM TO SWEEP THE YARD, HE SAID 'HOLD ON IM READING MOBY DICK', THEN I TOLD HIM 'IMMA MOBY ON THAT DICK IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN THERE AND-' **HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN AND WHYYYYY**