:3

what if I send a hit man

🦴 Feral, Fanged, and Fine™ (Extended)
Bigby Wolf (The Wolf Among Us) (Gravel-voiced grit and repressed growling. Enough said.)

Makucha (Lion Guard) (Slinking in like trouble. And you want it.)

Death Wolf (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) (He's the end of the line—and you’d greet him with a kiss.)

Legoshi (Beastars) (Could break you. Tries not to. Hotter for it.)

Scar (The Lion King) (Elegant evil. Theatrical as hell. Probably leaves love bites.)

Kovu (The Lion King II) (Softened edge, sharpened eyes. Says "I’m not my dad" like it’s romantic.)

Willy Weasel (Willy’s Wonderland) (Mute menace. Eyes glow. Smirks without a mouth.)

Tony the Tiger (Modern Ads) (Bulk. Voice. Encouragement. Feeds you protein and compliments.)

Ruber (Quest for Camelot) (Maniacally obsessed. So dramatic it’s attractive.)

The Beast (Over the Garden Wall) (Lurks in your mind. Might hum lullabies before consuming your soul.)

King (The Owl House) (Small. Ancient. Powerful. Would destroy heaven for you.)

Wart (My Singing Monsters) (That raw monster energy. You can’t explain it. You feel it.)

Loona’s Dad—Blitzo’s Horseman mount (not from HB itself) (Only counts because he never speaks. Just rides. And ruins.)

Kazar (Madagascar 2) (Insane eyes. Greasy mane. Still hot somehow.)

Red XIII (Final Fantasy VII) (Noble voice. Wise soul. Tail? Very expressive.)

Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda) (Silky voice, violent claws. Deep parental trauma bonus.)

Mr. Wolf (The Bad Guys) (Suave, fast-talking, tail-wagging criminal charisma.)

Don Karnage (Talespin) *(Accent. Confidence. Sky pirate. Everything.)

Chief Bogo (Zootopia) (Buff, deep-voiced, serious—yells at everyone but not you.)

Zarbon (DBZ, monster form) (Transformation kink. Still slays in the beast form.)

Beast Ganon (Twilight Princess) (Huge. Snarling. Unstoppable. You are not safe—and you love it.)

Fenrir Greyback (Werewolf form) (Looks at you like meat. Like more than meat.)

🧍‍♂️ The Human Holy Trinity (Still Here, Still Hot)
Chris Hemsworth (Laugh like lightning. Arms like protection. Thunder daddy supreme.)

Ryan Reynolds (Unraveling trauma in a Deadpool mask. Always yours.)

Chris Pratt (Rough hands. Soft heart. Forest ranger vibes.)

a f**k ton of these are literal animals

technically they're anthropomorphic. meaning they resemble humans

Scar is NOT an anthro
that is a fuсking lion

bro i meant as an anthro, it was kinda obvious lol

like, bipedal

"I would f**k a lion if it stood on two legs" sybau you said smash to an ANIMAL 🥀🥀🥀

but he's not???

ew ew ew icky ew

bro i am not a z00ph1le

bro, i'm a druid. THAT SHIT IS AGAINST MY F**KING RELIGION

...

"a Druid is a spiritual practitioner who follows Druidry, a contemporary movement rooted in the ancient Celtic tradition but with its own unique interpretations and practices. Druidry emphasizes a connection to nature, honoring the earth, and cultivating a relationship with the natural world. "

a what

just gonna use the copy and paste:

"a Druid is a spiritual practitioner who follows Druidry, a contemporary movement rooted in the ancient Celtic tradition but with its own unique interpretations and practices. Druidry emphasizes a connection to nature, honoring the earth, and cultivating a relationship with the natural world. "

yeah you sure love "connecting" (f**king) with "nature" (wild animals)

LMFAAOOOO😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

I get scars personality and voice and such ig

But don't say you'd f**k him </3

(this goes for every other non-anthro animal here, Scar is the only example imma use tho)

These aren't even Anthros what is wrong with you

hell yeah