Enderparrot8 announcement

Immortality

you’ll live to watch the universe collapse in on itself

Virian's snail

What's that?

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I can wish anything whenever i want

You only get 3 wishes

Wishing for more wishes will just get virian's snail after you

Ok 1.wish for umbrella
2.wish to pit imbrella up ur ass
3.wish for infinite wishes without consequesces or i open the umbrella

*cutely opens*

cancer

I wish to lose cancer

Suicide

With a peanut shell

Interesting

Only for a week

Me when I am in a endless cycle of death and rebirth

cancer

What is cancer gonna do to suicide

cancer

cancer

cancer

cancer

cancer

Telepathy

You can only lift stuff you can physically handle (like being able to lift a can of soda but no an entire boulder)

I said telepathy, not telekinesis

Whar?

Telepathy is the ability to read and control people's minds
Telekinesis is the ability to move objects using the mind

You can only read the horrid shit someone's thinking
And you can only control someone into acting like dogs

cancer

Immunity to cancer

But there's this mutated snail hunting you down, and when it gets you, it touches you intorpripiatly and gives you cancer

I done got immortal snailed

mega cancer

Crap 😔