i'll kiss the forehead for good boys who pay their taxes

Guys it’s a ruse by the government maintained drones, stay strong

No wonder ur single

I’m actually not lmao

Oh wait you're virian
No wonder you send dick pics

Not anymore 😔

Once a gooner always a gooner

Fortunately that’s not at ALL how it works

I pay my taxes

*pays taxes*

*kisses on forehead*

:3