I've seriously contemplated going commando when drinking or eating anything, because I'd rather have Dr. Pepper tickling my balls than have it ruin my brand new T shirt.
I hate it when I'm drinking water to get some more oxygen to my brain (lord knows i need it) and it starts to drip on my clothes. I JUST PUT THIS SHIT ON. THERE AIN'T NO WOMAN THAT WANTS A WATER SLOB