The reason humans can't have sex with ASCII-oids is because if you try you'll simply get injured, like the springlock failure

Sharp dicks

Basically kinda

Their "dicks" or whatever are more shaped kinda like a ↖️ arrow

why is everyone making their OCs unf**kable 😔

Idk

However my Osmosis Jones OCS, you pretty much can't fu‍ck them, they have no genitals or private parts in any way, except a mouth but their teeth are sharp ASF due to well being cells of inklings and octolings

They're aliens, they weren't really made to f**k humans

My OCS are f**kable.

My oc is f**kable

That ain’t stopping me

"sometimes, you got to learn how to truly enjoy things for the last time"

Nah dude like if you were to get freaky with an ASCII-oid, like you would straight up get injured once you insert or once the ASCII-oid inserts, it would straight up just hurt for you, might feel good for the ASCII-oid, but you won't be having fun

it was a joke i aint funkin grooving with that thing

Ik ik but still

Because you can't f**k your screen without breaking your entire device.

Kinda