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i cum on kim jong un!

you are shot before even entering his home

backwards long jump to clip into china

you are shot down when a guard sees youh not walking in a pattern

well first I walk to my house there and then do it. they can see through security but its too late I already escaped

The nuclear bomb against them

Dig and eat the dirt (not to escape, I'm just hubgry)

Work a job to get money

Buy boat
Buy food
Buy water

Get chartered boat to meet you 10 km away from north korean borders

Get to border by boat, then swim under border get into south korean border swim to boat

get out

ye you cooked

i learn to cook food like a god , get known for cooking like a god , get noticed by Jung ohh , he asks me to cook him some fine stuff , first i ask him to sign on a paper promising me not to tell people i made him eat for free (sneak on the paper "if i die , [insert my full legal name] will lead korea instead of me in ultra tiny font") then, sneak a lil bit of poison on the meal, he dies and i become leader, i decide to take a plane to the bahamas then never go back to korea

i tell the guards i have secret informations about americas military to tell to kim jong un and i telk him or not in person. I then tell him that i can collect more informations if i can go back to the u.s and since they want those info, they let us go. they will be expecting us to come back but we wont. boom escaped

they refuse, and instead ask you to tell them so they can tell the emperor

just said that i told them

I roll for charisma to tell the guards I am the food transporter so i can leave

I catfish kim jong un into letting us go

the guards deny your request to see kim jong un

I join the military serve long enough to become one of his guards and then i hold him at gun point until he lets us go

Airplane

roast kim john-un like PACKGOD and he gets packed so hard he dies

you are shot for disrespecting the great emperor

call PACKGOD and tell him to humble the guards
since he has so much power the whole country gets disentegrated

there is no wifi
no data
not electricity
and no phones in north korea

i never said i used a phone

Tf are we doing

yes

break out some sweet dance moves

you are shot by a guard due to bringing foreign traditions

revive from the dead then suffocate the guard with my ass

nope, you are dead forever

revival powers

We don't!

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