Young Paganini.

I'm abt to get a piano

I hope you dont suffer im gonna get forced into piano lessons this summer probably :(

I'll dress like you and go instead

I wish

I really want a piano because every time I listen to music I move all of my fingers at once like tap here and then over there now WAY over here and when I started practicing on my choir teachers piano I was like hell yeah I can do that

Yeah i do that too but uhhh

wdym? Piano's super easy. You literally just have all the notes laid out before you. Right = Higher, Left = Lower. It's not that hard.

mfs after managing rhythm, tempo, chords, grace notes, and the pedal:
(its suddenly extremely difficult)

Ikrrr

BUT FINGERS I CANT CONTROL THEM

what do you mean, "can't control them?"

Like press notes using all 10 fingers

You just gotta spread them.

Oh that sounded so wrong.

wow thats crazy

You better not post this.

its far too late my child

You didn't even add context 😭 (I'm so f**king dead)

no context because it's not funny

It would've been funnier had you added the "oh that sounded so wrong"

No it really did not

BUT ITS SO HARD TO DO SO

S P R E A D

Idgaf
People are just dirty minded and some of them forget that a word doesnt have only a dirty meaning