Little brother found this thing outside. Makes a lot of noise.

Eat it

My little brother would skin me alive.

those mfs SCREAM-

Second biggest yapper in the house.

nah if I was there i'd claim first

You'd be fighting against 4 children, 1 adult, the bird, and 13 chickens.

I can outyap 54 children I'm good

What of poultry, and a single waterfowl?

yep

You have to fight my clone in single combat for the title.

GLADLY

I have thousands of random things memorized

like a excerpt from 50 shades-

I'm going to remove your skin in strips and beat you with a salt club.

He has a gun, and immunity to stabbing.

"he's my very own Christian gray flavored popsicle. MmmMmMm. He's soft but hard, like steel encased in velvet. AAAND surprisingly tasty"

And a goat.

Noisy little bastard