you realize snails are slow as f**k right

just migrate halfway around the world because it’d take the snail 76000 years to get there and that’s just without any obstacles

ngl i didn't read the snail part

What if it steals a plane by Air Force one-ing it

“i am air force oneing it so good rn”

this is why you had to resort to trying to erp with me after I said no isn’t it

shhh

no

no i just couldn’t think straight then

clearly that was very gay

kill

kill what

nothing