Deer hair (I'm being serious this is a real deer hair)

Why do you have a deer har

Because deer hair

Ok full story is in science class everyone went outside and a deer randomly approached us and it was shedding like crazy because summer was coming

Ooh

I thought that was supposed be something like "the hair" in some germanic language only a dozen thousand people speak

LMAOO

where did you get my hair???

We get it you're a therian who thinks they're "quirky" and "silly"

Oh my god I think I finally get why roosters wake up and scream

i'm not a therian.

I just like deer.