honestly some of you straight fellas act like this (you know who you are)

I mean yeah, some straight people act rlly gay for some reason

like we had the "straight" and "homophobic" guys at my school do shit like this

- grope eachother's thighs
- I've seen two actually kiss passionately on the lips
- hump eachother
- cuddle in class (both sitting in chairs)
- tall one picks up short one and f**kin blushes n everything

like, they are defo some form of homosexual, no way they aint

God I wish I was smaller so a muscle mommy could pick me up and pin me to the wall

I'm not rly muscle mommy but sure

I could probably do that lmao

Woah

This is normal right

I mean its normal ig
but if you're calling yourself homophobic while also doing ts, something's up

Yeah

wtf

wtfff lmao

like I swear its just the Boyfriends webcomic but with right winged gay dudes instead

Honeslyy

I've seen straight people act gayer than me and I wear a skirt and fishnets to school

my reply to Disco

Who

idk if ur straight or not so I cant rate you on the closeted gay scale

Definitely not

gayass

ur pan-

Crazy cus I got a dude bro 😭😭

oh cool

me and nobody because im chopped

who

rate me on that scale i dare you

6.1432648377583993488/10

Me n u

sounds awfully gay

I BEAT MY DICK IN THE SHOWER

hey thats my line