It's "Hammer Time"

How to become a... Mortyr? 😐

Ok. Yours is good too.

“A sober person would throw it”

when you really need to put the nail in the coffin

can i unsee that picture

I hope you get low rated comment

they're gonna have to glue you back together... in hell!

I'd be "Stuck" in hell ?

Brilliant!

Stats:
- 100 Blunt Force Damage
- 2000 Explosion Damage
- 100% Damage To User

Mario: *equips the Hammissile*
Luigi: M-Mario, da fuq are you doing?
Mario: relax

*meanwhile, in combat*

Mario: Luigi, hit my hammer.
Luigi: YOU CRAZY?
Mario: Do it, or I'm inviting King Boo over for some kart racing later.
*And none of them made it back alive.*

Kaboom!!!
-TF2 Demoman

That what you get for touching that
-TF2 Demoman

You can’t touch this

Hey ! Guud 1 !