IF YOU WANT TO FAIL BUT END UP SUCCEEDING, WHICH ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING? THE LETTER G IS JUST A SPINNING ARROW. YOUR ALARM CLOCK IS TECHNICALLY YOUR THEME SONG BECAUSE IT PLAYS AT THE START OF EVERY EPISODE. IF A TOMATO IS A FRUIT, DOES THAT MAKE KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE? YOUR WIFE IS TECHNICALLY YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND. IF CHEESE HAS HOLES, AND MORE CHEESE MEANS MORE HOLES, AND MORE HOLES MEAN LESS CHEESE, DOES MORE CHEESE MEAN MORE HOLES? YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO SLEEP TO FALL ASLEEP. CLAUSTROPHOBIC PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY FINE WITH THEIR BRAINS BEING TRAPPED INSIDE THEIR SKULLS. CLAPPING IS JUST SLAPPING YOURSELF REPEATEDLY BECAUSE YOU LIKE SOMETHING. IF TWO PREGNANT WOMEN ARE FIGHTING, WOULD THE TWO BABIES INSIDE BE HAVING A MECH FIGHT? THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU NEVER INCREASES, AND THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN YOU NEVER DECREASES. THE NEWEST PICTURE OF YOU IS THE OLDEST PICTURE OF YOU, AND THE OLDEST PICTURE OF YOU IS THE NEWEST PICTURE OF YOU. "BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO ON A SHIP-SHIPPING SHIP SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPS." IS A GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT ENGLISH SENTENCE. LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANY MIND-BLOWING FACTS IN THE COMMENTS SO I CAN MAKE A PART TWO!
