cletus (friend) - head of the pigeon hunting group, mouth stretched out because he ate a whole pigeon (or ate 3 rats we aren't sure), coughs up some black goo cause he eats cigs instead of smoking them, immortal, ate his dead dog, wears a bucket hat with horns, overalls, a belt with bloxy cola in it, and mains shed.
mcgee (me) - second ever to be in the pigeon hunting group, green fluffy boi because some evil pigeon witch turned him into this pizza feller, that is why he hunt pigeons. has eaten whole pizza in a bite, with box, once got a block a cheese stuck down his throat at a fair before he got turned into this green cuddly creature. first name might be kevin, mains chance.