goober

Wouldn’t this theoretically apply to like anyone who’s never had coffee? Like I understand it’s against the word of wisdom to drink it, but it’s not like mormons are the only people to not drink coffee

Im sure most people have had coffee at least once

but imagine if some kid grows up Mormon, then leaves the religion when he's 18
Him not having coffeee for 18 years then drinking a cup of it
might not kill but wouldn't that have some effect on his brain

If it's hot enough, yes.

No we just believe in not drinking it as a law of health to keep our bodies in conditions to serve the lord