There’s a weird rumor goin’ around... Some folks? They’re saying none of this is real. None of it.
They say the island is just a game. And everything we say? Or do? It’s just to amuse somebody else!
And... I dunno. I kinda maybe believe it? SO many things would make more sense, ya know?
Have ya ever thought fruit grows way too fast? And ain’t it weird trees have all three kinds of wood?
And have ya ever noticed there’s pretty music everywhere? It’s great, but it’s weird...
And does Tom Nook make ANY kind of sense to you?!
(sarcastically) “Yeah, I’ll buy your seashells so you can give me back my own money to pay off a house I’m selling to you!”
I mean... WHAT?
It’s all so obvious! Our lives are fake! We all shoulda saw it a loooong time ago! A long old time ago...
A huh huh huh! I’m joking! It’s a joke! Nobody said that! You oughta see the look on your face!
I ate six bags of chips last night and fell asleep with the TV on... I had real weird dreams.
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