la inconsistency

nausea

Ability to eat anything

Sneezing Everytime you use said ability

Ability to fill anyone's socks with cum from any distance

You can give everyone within a 10 meter radius a mild paper cut

you can sneeze on command

My nose turns inside out when I use the power

Shapeshifting

Into whom

In any given room, you can create either fill it with the subtle aroma of laundry detergent or the most putrid scent to ever disgrace a human’s nose (like rotten eggs but 10x worse).

Wgat

If you are in a room and you use this ability, you can either make the air smell kind of like laundry detergent or make it smell like rotten eggs but 10x worse

Every time I use the power, a random Middle Easterner gets turned into a gay Demon Slayer fan for one day afterward

You have the ability to run like sonic the hedgehog

I’d just start and stop sprinting every like 2 meters on a really long road until I’m sure that a huge chunk of Saudi Arabia’s population is secretly a gay Demon Slayer fan. Sure, I’d have to do it every day, but I should get at least a decent amount of Saudi Arabians to become gay Demon Slayer fans, considering that Sonic can basically just stop at will despite how fast he runs. He can probably stop at will a lot of times very fast too.

i start to cum uncontrollably

You can summon as many big black booty oiled up men twerking as you want

hell yeah👅

You can orgasm on command

those are like

mutually exclusive

The side effect sometimes must fit the "hero" no?

aren't those the part of the side effect?

peak

i am superpowering it

i f**king explode

You can level a city

only at cedar point

You're the world's best at singing down in Ohio swag like ohio

don’t think i would ever use this but still silly

1 random person dies when i use this power, it could be me, you or anyone else

miiid

You don't get any

You can summon 50 metric tons of sea salt anywhere in Greenland at will.