actually tho this is real

how to-----AGHH!! i...i cant do this, son.

no, that's not it. he knows how to use the stuff. he got a google phone as a replacement after he broke his android. he only uses bing as his search engine. he refuses to use voice-to-text because he thinks they're gonna steal his voice or something. he thinks that google records all of his phone calls. it's fuсking hilarious.

tell him he's crazy

i tried. he won't listen.

tf is a dad?

he should be scared of microsoft instead
you know, since they have control over your whole computer...