I even said "hey dude I should tell Nasa about that new exoplanet right above your eyebrows"

in gym class yesterday I was roasting tf outta the gym teacher's hairline; like bro I literally said at one point "wow there must be a huge sale because your hair follicles are 90% off" and when he said "everyone, eyes up here" I said "why yes, we can fit 50 eyes on your forehead"