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please be uranium

Petrified Wood

i'm a fossil!

Totally not because apparently petrified wood is cursed

ehhh not sci plausible

I'm a fossil!

d

Serendibite

killing myself what the f**k is that

Extremely rare gemstone

then give my dad that one and give me the chad topaz i like that one for no f**king reason

please be topaz thatd be f**king awesome for no reason

me

Onyx

ill take it

Hello

Jet (its a actual gem)

The lowest type of coal?

Idfk what I should say about this

I hope I get crystal meth

Jeremejevite

Sigma

Ok

Vivianite

Suppose it fits

r o c k s

Chambersite

what is that

Gem

that sounds like a forum website what the hell

H

Sodalite

SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diet pepsicore

ok

Adamite

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

And I assign you a gem (my birthstone is ruby)

Bismutotantalite

Wth

istg yall making shit up

JEALOUS 💔💔 mine is opal i would have killed to be either ruby or november but i just HAD to be three days away from topaz

mine is a pearl.

I got CLAM SPIT. CLAM. SPIT.

clam tuah