TAG ep 20.mp3

Paleo: Sometimes I feel like I'm ignored by everyone. Everytime I ask a question or so, they just never answered me or something. Is this how my girlfriend disappeared?

*Beatrix walks in showing a command prompt*
Blook: "Well, lemme try something..."
Beatrix's screen: >run elimination_chooser.exe
Blook: "And send the command!"
*Her terminal-like prompt shows a program to enter the team data for who is currently UFE or if they've previously lost just choose who to fetch the data for*
Blook: "Team Pokemon Again... Let's count. Melody, Kage, Negai, Nagabiku, Oni... That's all five!"

Nagabiku: What the hell? How did our winning fall?

Blook: "Sunny sabotaged you by using Doom to blow up Oni's bunker. Speaking of..."
*He takes their pokeballs to the self-serve healing station*

Nagabiku: What?
Kage: We're trying to free him by thawing him, but apparently Sunny wanted to sabotage us for doing so.
Nagabiku: Y-you serious?
Melody: I'm afraid so.
Nagabiku: ... I'm gonna kill that bitch after this.
Kage: ... Jeez, I never think you are that mad about it.

Beatrix: "I have generated the results of my elimination generation. Blook inputted the Drag Two Down mode, and I rolled: Kage and Nagabiku. These two must promptly be sent to the Failures' Flat."

Nagabiku: Well there goes thoughts of killing Sunny.
Paleo: Dude relax. I didn't even think your that mad over a sabotage.
Kage: Well I'm not. Honestly, I do needed a break after all. It's been a long run and never gotten a break. So I'll going to there.
Melody: Wait, Kage. What are we gonna do when your not leading us?
Kage: That's why your in charge now.
Melody: Me?
Kage: Yeah. Your smart too.
Melody: Well, I am, but...
Kage: Hey, it's ok. Even if you don't make it from elimination. Your still proud of what you did.
Melody: Thanks.
*They both kiss before Kage goes to the Failures Flats'*
Kage: Come on, Nagabiku. We gotta go.
Nagabiku: Ugh, fine. But after this series is over, I got something for Sunny.
*Nagabiku goes to the Failures Flats'*

Blook: "One of the eliminated contestants except for these two will rejoin through the next contest! Today we have two contests. First up is the eliminated contestants. Because we only have 9 people here, I need to get a 10th to fill in the last spot on the merge chart."

Paleo: Well, who will it be?

Blook: "Learn to be patient, dude. Anyways, the contest is..."
Liz: "Carve a pumpkin!"
Kessho: "But with a twist. You have to use these knives made of diamond. Note, eliminated contestants, that we already gutted them and are making pie with the guts."

Melody: Oh, pumpkin carving. This should be fun.

*Blook rounds up all the eliminated contestants except Kage and Nagabiku*

Palel: Hey Blook. Can I be honest with you?

Blook: "Yeah?"

Paleo: Ok. Just try to kill me for this but... I rooting for Melody.

Blook: "Ok"
*Stabs Paleo /j*

Paleo: Also... do you think I'm being ignored?

Blook: "No you're not."

Paleo: Idk. I'm getting a feeling that I am.

Blook: "Now, let the carving commence!"

Furnace: This should be easy.
*He uses his claws to carve*

Kessho: "Well alright then. Ignore my tools."

Paleo: Well, what do you expect? He's a frigging crocodile mate. And yes, I can also do an Australian impression too.

Kessho: "That's pretty accurate. At least, from what I've seen with those wildlife shows that I watch with Liz."

Paleo: That reminds me. Did you know that crocodiles are very patient strategic predators?

Scorpion: "I'm done!"
*He stabbed his knife into the pumpkin and modeled a scorpion tail around it, using red paint to make it look bloody*

Furnace: I am too.
*He modeled a crocodile with a microphone, then used some paint to give it some detail*

Kessho: "Wow, you two used clay? Scorpion didn't even carve!"
*Beatrix begins calculating her rating for Scorpion while Kessho gives 9.3 and Liz gives 10.*

Furnace: I hope mines did well.
*Meanwhile Pomni and Ragatha are using tools to carve their pumpkin*

*Beatrix displays an 8*

Paleo: So far scorpion has a good rating.

Kessho: "I give Furnace a 7."
Liz: "10! 10!"
Beatrix: "I calculate a 6 for Subject Furnace's work."

Paleo: I wonder what inspired him to make a crocodile with a microphone?
Furnace: Ever heard of Lyle Lyle Crocodile?

Liz: "Is that from the videos with the weird animals that Kessho gets mad at me when I watch?"
Kessho: "...It's called Italian brainrot, and I don't know."

Furnace: No that's a movie based on a book

Kessho: "You're a dumbass, Liz."
Liz: "It's not like you knew either."
Kessho: "Touché, my friend."

Paleo: Ok girls, break it up and relax. I'm sure Pomni and Ragatha are almost done.
*Pomni and Ragatha were finished with their pumpkin, they made what appears to be Diancie and Liz*

*Kessho makes diamond studded sunglasses*
Kessho: "Who's this pretty pumpkin?"
Liz: "Looks like someone who gets mad when I watch the funny bomber crocodile video."
Kessho: "Shut up."

Paleo: Girls. I said break it up.
Pomni: It's a replica of you and your friend.

Liz: "5. 10 for this side."
Kessho: "10. 5 for that side."
Beatrix: "My rating is... 7.5 for both sides."

Gangle: I tried.
*Gangle made a pumpkin statue*

*A lot of pumpkins later...*

Paleo: Ok, who is our last one?

Blook: "So I let MC Breakfast make one because he was eager to do it even though he never competed."
MC Breakfast: Here's my pumpkin!"
*It's a pumpkin with a slice of toast carved into it*

Paleo: That looks nice

Blook: "Furnace, you have the highest rating! You rejoin The Admin Games!"

Furnace: Sweet.

Blook: "Now for the contest for you 10!"
*A portal to the Wild West opens*
Blook: "Get IN!"

PBIII: Was that really necessary to yell?
Melody: He's just excited. He happens to yell whenever he gets excited.
PBIII: Oh.
Furnace: Welp. Let's head into the portal.

Blook: "Yeeehaw, pardners! We got a cooking contest up here!"

Paleo: So what contest are thinking in this here wild west?

*A bunch of bungee zombies grab the 10 contestants and sort them into 2 teams*

PBIII: Where did that come from.

Doom: "So, why are there chuckwagons with locked covers on them?"
Blook: "That's the gimmick of today's contest! Your ingredie- Wait, Sunny, Doom, you both get these Kool Tokens!

PBIII: Hey, why do they get the tokens? How do we them?

Blook: "These tokens are for saving me last contest.

PBIII: So what your saying is if one of us saves you, you get a token?

Blook: "If you do something cool and nice you get them!"

PBIII: Oooh.

Blook, whispering to Paleo: "We're sure they don't know about Sebastian, right?"

Paleo: Don't worry. They don't.

Blook: "You have to do puzzles to get your ingredients!"

PBIII: That sounds easy.
Melody: Puzzlesncan be complicated. So not all of them aren't easy.
PBIII: Oh come on. I'm the smart Rabbid. I know what I'm doing. I just need time, patience, and ofc Intelligence.

Blook: "You have to... Wait, what? Where's the puzzle? Fine, just look for the key in this Western town."

PBIII: Ok.

*1 search later*
Blook: "Alrite teams, now you gotta get the second gimmick. You MUST use one of these untamed ingredients."

Paleo: Let take a look real quick.
*Looks at the ingredients*
Paleo: Sun dried hyena jerky? Is this made out of hyenas?

Blook: "Yeah"
Liz: "Dried beans? Wh- how do you DRY beans?"
Blook: "Yeah"
Doom: "Snake Oil Secret spice blend? What is IN this?"
Blook: "Yeah"

Paleo: Why do you keep saying yeah?

Blook: "Look at these Wild Onions."
Negai: "What are these?"
Blook: "Wild Onions"
Negai: "Okay, bu-"
Blook: "Wild Onions"
Negai: "How-"
Blook: "Wild Onions"
Negai: "I give u-"
Blook: "Wild Onions

*Paleo pinches Blook*
Paleo: Snap out of it, we got a contest to do.

*Blook's head blows off and it's revealed he was a robot that likes to repeat things for the shits and giggles*

Paleo: What the... what happened to the real Blook?

Blook: "Hey guys, I'm back! Did you like my robot that repeats things for comedic effect?"

Paleo: ... That was your robot.
PBIII: Uhhh... it exploded.

Blook: "So, the contest shall commence when each team picks ONE untamed ingredient to use in their recipes. They MUST use the untamed ingredient."

Melody: Well, I do happen to have great cooking skills.
Paleo: Like the one time you made muffins.
Melody: They have nuts in them. Nagabiku just ate one anyway.
Paleo: Oh yeah. I remember.

Blook: "Teams. We have aprons for you! And chef coats for the two team leaders. Melody, here's your chef coat. Doom, here's yours. Your teams are...
Team A is Melody, Oni, Kinger, Sunny, and Pink Bomber.
Team B is Doom, Negai, Furnace, Black Bomber, and PBIII. Also, your leaders must wear this ridiculous cactus hat. Now, for the final gimmick! I've put golden nuggets around the town, so if you dare to find one you can trade it with me to hinder Team B, get a new ingredient, or get better tools. Now grab your untamed ingredients. ONE PER TEAM!"

Melody: Well, alright.
*Melody picks the wild onions*
Melody: These could work for spices.

Blook: "And Team B?"

Furnace: Hmm... Should we try the hyena jerky?
PBIII: Who the hell makes jerky out of hyenas anyway?
Black Bomber: Nah, I think of Snake Oil.
Furnace: Does it have venom in it?
Black Bomber: No, it's a medicine.

Doom: "Snake Oil Spice Blend."

Furnace: You sure this will work for our cooking?

Doom: "Are YOU the head chef of our team?"

Furnace: I was only asking.
PBIII: Guys, can't we not get carried here.
Black Bomber: He's right, plus Doom is the head chef. It's his pick of choice.

*They get to their stations*
Blook: "BEGIN!"

Kinger: Ok Chef Melody, what are we gonna make with these Wild Onions. Also, sorry if we sabotage you guys thawing Blook out of ice.
Melody: It's alright Kinger, and like I said, we're gonna use it as spices.

Sunny: "They have a literal SPICE BLEND! We should've taken the thing that's already spices!"

Melody: And this is the part where I cut the wild onions with a knife.
*She grabs the knife*
Melody: Now, where's the cutting board?

*Blook splits a log and turns the halves into suitable cutting boards*
Blook: "here."

Melody: Thanks.
*She starts cutting the wild onions*
Kinger: How are you holding the knife when you have no fingers?
Melody: My hand nubs are flexable so I can hold things just fine.
Pink Bomber: Really? Mine too.

*Blook starts eating a quesadilla*

Paleo: Well, she cutted the wild onions. What's they next thing they need to do?

Blook: "Oh, yeah, your ingredients are skirt steak, potatoes, tomatoes, lettuce, red onions, carrots, and broth. You can exchange gold nuggets found around the town for more stuff, hindering the other team, or better tools."

Kinger: Where can we find gold nuggets though?

Blook: "You can find them in town."

Kinger: Well ok. I'll go get some then.

Negai, in the town: "There has to be a gold nugget in this store..."

Kinger: You mean like this one?
*He seems to be holding one*

Negai: "Give it."

Kinger: ... Ok.
*Gives it to Negai*
Kinger: It's a good thing I found another one while looking around.

Negai: "Hey Blook, can we get another pan?"

Furnace: I'm the stove apparently.

Blook: "Here's another pan, if you give me that NUGGET."

PBIII: Well, you have to give him the nugget Negai.

*He throws the nugget into the air and swings his pan in front of it, making it disappear*

Black Bomber: Did that nugget just disappear?

*Doom puts Snake Oil Secret on the skirt steak in the pan*

PBIII: So what does Snake Oil taste like?

Doom: "It's a spice blend, and I'm catching some salt, paprika, Cajun seasoning, thyme, basil, and garlic powder."

PBIII: Hmm, sounds about good.

*Meanwhile, Sunny is opening the beef broth*
Sunny: "We should cook that in broth."
Oni: "I found a nugget! Blook, can we have a pot?"

Paleo: Well, If you need it, give Blook a nugget.

*He does the disappear thing again and the nugget appears in the Failures' Flat*
Scorpion: "Nagabiku, I found a lucky gold nugget!"
Snake: "Issssn't it a lucky penny?"

Nagabiku: It's shiny...
*Nagabiku eyes turns into gold in a cartoony way and then changes back to normal*
Nagabiku: Gimme that!
*Nagabiku grabs the nugget from Scorpion*

*It's a rock painted gold with Nagabiku's name carved into the back*
Snake: "Hey Dreepssster, wake up!"

Nagabiku: Wha?
Kage: He's talking to Stealth.
Nagabiku: Oh.
*He starts budges Stealth*
Stealth: Huh?
*Stealth yawns*
Stealth: Yeah?

Snake: "You're here now. You got eliminated."

Stealth: Huh? We lose?
Nagabiku: Yeah.
Stealth: Oh, that's a shame.
*Stealth yawns again*
Stealth: What's that your holding?
Nagabiku: That used to be a golden nugget, but it turns out to be a painted rock with my name on it. I think I let my greed get the best of me.

Scorpion: "Don't ask Blook where Jax went."

Nagabiku: Why?

Scorpion: "All we know is he f**ked up so bad that Blook kicked him out of the whole contest."
Bee: "He wazzzz an asshole."

Gangle: If I can remember, he said lady's first on an escalator but just pushed me.
Nagabiku: Seriously?

*Meanwhile, in the f**k you guy's office*
F**k You Guy: "Jax, f**k you."

*Jax is about to lose his mind*
Jax: I think... I'm about... to lose... my mind.

FYG: "Your appointment has ended. HORROR MARIO, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE YOU F**KNUT."

Jax: Welp, good luck dude. It's hell in there.

FYG: "F**k you, Horror Mario."

*Jax sits in the corner*

*He sees Insane Blook watching the dinky ass TV*

Jax: What are you watching?

*Meanwhile, Beatrix shows a timer with 15 minutes left*

Melody: Ok guys, we need to hurry up. Sunny, how is it looking?

Sunny: "The steak is cooking good with all this stuff."
Oni: "All because of my pot!"

Melody: Alright, I think we could be good.

Doom: "We're makin' some seared skirt steak."
Negai: "On... Furnace..."

Furnace: Yeah. It's weird. But I'm somewhat a good stove

*14 minutes later*
Blook: "Let's try the dishes you've made!"
Liz: "First up: beef stew by Team A!"
Kessho: "I... LOVE IT!"

Paleo: Let ke try.
*He tries it*
Paleo: Mmm, that's very good.

Kessho: "Now, Team B's basic steak."
Liz: "Eh."

Paleo: I'll give it a try.
*He tries it*
Paleo: Ehh... I'm not sure if I'm tasting Snake Oil.

Blook: "That's because it's a spice blend with no real snake oil."

Paleo: Oh. Still tho.

Blook: "Something smells off about this though. WAIT WAIT WAIT NO..."

Paleo: What's wrong?

Blook: "She's back."
???: "This f**king diamond girl looks like she knows the fridge inside and out. F**king fa-"
Blook: "Say that again."

Paleo: Wait? Who?

Liz: "I remember Blook telling me about this Anna bitch."

Paleo: Wait, Anna? ...
*He remembers*
Paleo: Oh no. Not again.
*He hides somewhere in town*

*Doom sneaks up on Anna while she holds her knife to Kessho and Liz pulls them back before giving Doom the green light to blow up*

*Paleo heard the explosion and then peeks his eyes out*

Blook: "Her neck broke"
Liz: "Next episode will be the first with points!

Paleo: Good, someone banish her or something.