THIS INDIA-PAKISTAN WAR ISN'T OVER, FAR FROM IT.
INDIA AGREED TO NO CEASEFIRE.
IT WAS A TEMPORARY PAUSE. BUT I'M GOING TO GO AROUND CLAIMING IT'S A CEASEFIRE
BECAUSE I WANT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR BROKERING A PEACE
AGREEMENT BETWEEN 2 NUCLEAR ARMED STATES AND
WIN A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE