eat footballs

You look like the president from Sonic the Hedgehog if he was a disney character

Idc if yakko has 3 up votes this is by far the funniest one

die

Uhhhhh goon final answer

stalk the neighbor from a tree with binoculars

Exist in a basement

Steal cookies from an old guy named Harold Harrison every day

find the 2 protagonists in romeo and juliet

place your head sideways in a hydraulic press

Stick spaghetti up your nose