Life in the U.S.
Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes they play
But it could never be better
Than life in the U.K.
Life in the U.S.
They may laugh, they may cheer
But all they really want
Are the ones they hold dear
Life in the U.S.
They’re not so nice, they’re not so clear
But all the adults care about
Are loads and loads of beer
Life in the U.S.
They might be rude, they might be fake
But the only stuff they like to eat
Are lots and lots of steak
Life in the U.S.
Yes it’s boring, yes it’s hard
And the loud postal services
Don’t always deliver your card
Yes this is America
No boys in a girls’ sport
Yes the president may suck
Just don’t get taken to court
Yes this is America
No you can’t get your baby aborted
New pope tries to cover stuff up
Sadly more people get deported
Yes this is America
They traded Luka for Anthony
And now Francis to Leo
They’re all dying with agony
Yes this is America
I hope it treats you well
Although I will apologize
More than half of them smell
Yes this is America
They’ll be with you through and through
They might like who you are
Unless you’re LGBTQ