Ado wtf?

That's literally my mood every day except I do it irl instead of dreaming

I require your address

As long as you agree to be tortured upon arrival

Will that start an alliance between us?

I thought you wanted to arrive to blow up some stuff
If you want an alliance, then I won't need to torture you
I mean, if you volunteer and ask... then I still could

Ok then I’m coming

Now tell me your address…

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104

Please torture me- I mean wtf is wrong with you

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