ah why my burger freaky

This is literally Hamburger from Miitopia

This is what I thought it was at first
Didn't you say it eats people

It can swallow party members

I like the idea
burger that eats people

There's a variant in New Lumos called Hamburger Surprise that genuinely made me scream in shock when I saw it
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
IT'S THE NASTY PATTY"

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

I think somehow the worst part is that its bun seems to be a bagel

Larissa would eat that thing whole

No she would NOT 😭

but she loooooves bagels!!!

Yeah okay but she doesn't looooove MOLDY GREEN TONGUES AND EXPIRED LETTUCE.

she can just scalp it and scrape that off

AT THAT POINT JUST BUY A NEW BAGEL
LITERALLY EVERY TOPPING IS EXPIRED

uggh fine you're such a stickler

IT WOULD LITERALLY KILL HER
SHE WOULD VOMIT OUT HER OWN ORGANS AND DIE

meh meh meh meh mehhh