badass skeleton gives you a popsicle

HELL YEAH ILL TAKE ORANG

i prefer green so its a win-win
*gives*

thanks bro but sugar is toxic to my species

not biologically accurate, all life needs adenosine triphosphate (atp) which is gained by processing sugars

bro im a f**king alien what do you know about my biology

carbon based life requires life and all life is carbon based

i am not carbon based

lie

fine then, give me one, see what happens

*gives*

*takes a single bite and drops*

I don’t know if americans have this type of popsicle but for us brazillians kids, that stuff is from the gods

We invented that kind of popsicle in fact

Damn, we would actually fight to get the orange ones.
Good times

the green ones were peak

yippie

which one do u want

hmmm

u pick

here take a blue one

yay :D *deepthoats it and f**king dies*

NOT AGAIN

*silence, cuz I'm fcking dead*

I want the blue one!

*gives you the blue one*

Yummy