It wishes to greet you.

terrifying

NO NO

knock off slipknot ah

I gotta support my mom since things getting expensive 😞

I dont want a job because i dont wanna be a “unemployed loser”, doing it to just help my mom out with groceries and the bills

why get a job if you can get a loan

Im not Getting extra debt added in my life lmao

you can get a bigger loan to pay the load tho

god kill me i have misstyped

load

But that’ll just be useless as i’ll have to pay THAT loan, then i gotta repeat it so you just have debt unpaid technically as even if you pay that debt back, you still Took out that loan to pay that debt.

and the cycle will repeat to your death, granting you infinite money
what, will they make a corpse pay the debt?

Fair?

yeah and then you can get another loan to cover that one and gain interest

first time using my brain

i’m going to loan you

oh well i am going to impregnate you

i’m going to nonconsensually f**k you then

dude why would you scare me

It will find you sooner or later

aaaaaaaAAAAAAA

SUCCUMB TO ITS PRESENCE