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J*p applications (sorry for not censoring j*b last time)

if you're right ill leave a lollipop on your grave

either 5uicide or hurricane (i love living in a place where huricanes exist)

suicide

Idk hammer to the head,then used as a chair,then built into a statue

f**king self combust (i drank chemicals that explode when mixed)

cancer

Either die normality or dying while protecting someone or something i value alot

I hurt myself so often so it MIGHT be caused by a bad injury

battle of new york in 2035 when the chinese deploy a nuclear bomb on manhattan

car accident

"if my death doesn't cause the production of a netflix documentary then i didn't do it right" -a very wise woman