Dad im scared

What Im not ur dad!! Who would you think would be ur mom then?

Gone! Reduced to atoms! *drows on beer*

Ok, let’s get you back to bed- IS THAT F**KING BEER

Aough....i want mom

Who is mom?

I dont kno thats why im asking *crys from lonliness annd parentless*

Well I don’t think I can convince random strangers to be your mom

*crys* im lonely dad pls can yuo take mom home aughhh

I can’t ever convince Dea to be your mom

What!

What?

W- what do you mean... *shits my diaper*

OMG JIMOTHY, DEA GO CLEAN HIM

WHAT WHO

WHAT YOU, YOU F**KING SHIT UR DIAPER

Farts

EW EW EW EW EW EW

Pees on the bedsheets

EW EW EWW
*Gasps*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

im f**king dying while reading this bro 😭

Why am i summoned

Jimo shit his diaper go clean him

Erm i dont owe him anything who does he think he is!!!

He thinks Im his dad

What a smooth brained creature! We should shoot him!

We should, what about a Nice ol deagle

Hm!

*gunshots are heard* omg that felt so good

Where is he

He’s dead

No save him

*Angelic sounds* alr hé is back

Good

*bleeds* Father! How could you!

Oh shit he’s still alive
*pulls a rocket launcher

LMAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

why insult people

No no like naked in a bed

you insult ppl naked in a bed like get outta the room aint dad told you bout privacy

IM SORGY

Sorgy

Sergei

RACHMANINOFF!!!!

PROKOFIEV!!!

Dad thats not appropriate

I AM NOT YOUR DAD

Dad thats not appropriate

Son- I mean Jimo. Ur not even worth having sex for

WHERE YO WIFE AT

I AINT HAVE NO WIFE

Yes you do!! She's the reason i exist!!! 😢😢😢😢

Then you don’t exist 🫵😂

NOOO WHAG CRY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dad pls

I AM NOT UR DAD

Dad can you fabricate mom out of nowhere i want parental love aughh

What why

You...you shot me!

Okay okay where do you feel pain

Chest

Go cry about it

But!

WITH THESE TREASURE, THY SUMMON @Chopain
!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!

What is it

Please pretend to be his mom, he is crashing out

Never! I will be a virgin for life!

Thanks.

Is this my mother

Im not asking to have sex but to pretend to be his mom, not be his mom

But having a child means having sex you utter moron

NO NO JUST PRETEND FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES OKAY

God fine

T-thats..m-m-my mom....!??

N-no, i wish

Father!

WHAT?

Im...im dying...

Yes Jimothy that is ur mother

Oh my finally some familial love
Im hungry

Alr mom is going to make you a grilled cheese sandwich

Yayyyyyy

Hey Dea one for me too