Dad im scared

What Im not ur dad!! Who would you think would be ur mom then?

Gone! Reduced to atoms! *drows on beer*

Ok, let’s get you back to bed- IS THAT F**KING BEER

Aough....i want mom

Who is mom?

I dont kno thats why im asking *crys from lonliness annd parentless*

Well I don’t think I can convince random strangers to be your mom

*crys* im lonely dad pls can yuo take mom home aughhh

I can’t ever convince Dea to be your mom

What!

What?

W- what do you mean... *shits my diaper*

OMG JIMOTHY, DEA GO CLEAN HIM

WHAT WHO

WHAT YOU, YOU F**KING SHIT UR DIAPER

Farts

EW EW EW EW EW EW

Pees on the bedsheets

EW EW EWW
*Gasps*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

Why am i summoned

Jimo shit his diaper go clean him

Erm i dont owe him anything who does he think he is!!!

He thinks Im his dad

What a smooth brained creature! We should shoot him!

We should, what about a Nice ol deagle

Hm!

*gunshots are heard* omg that felt so good

*bleeds* Father! How could you!

Oh shit he’s still alive
*pulls a rocket launcher

Where is he

He’s dead

No save him

*Angelic sounds* alr hé is back

Good

why insult people

No no like naked in a bed

you insult ppl naked in a bed like get outta the room aint dad told you bout privacy

IM SORGY

Sorgy

Sergei

RACHMANINOFF!!!!

PROKOFIEV!!!

Dad thats not appropriate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dad pls

I AM NOT UR DAD

Dad can you fabricate mom out of nowhere i want parental love aughh

What why

You...you shot me!

Go cry about it

But!

Okay okay where do you feel pain

Chest

WITH THESE TREASURE, THY SUMMON @Chopain
!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!

What is it

NO NO JUST PRETEND FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES OKAY

God fine

Thanks.

Is this my mother

Im not asking to have sex but to pretend to be his mom, not be his mom

But having a child means having sex you utter moron

Please pretend to be his mom, he is crashing out

Never! I will be a virgin for life!

T-thats..m-m-my mom....!??

N-no, i wish

Father!

WHAT?

Im...im dying...

Yes Jimothy that is ur mother

Oh my finally some familial love
Im hungry

Alr mom is going to make you a grilled cheese sandwich

Yayyyyyy

Hey Dea one for me too

I AM NOT YOUR DAD

Dad thats not appropriate

Son- I mean Jimo. Ur not even worth having sex for

WHERE YO WIFE AT

I AINT HAVE NO WIFE

Yes you do!! She's the reason i exist!!! 😢😢😢😢

Then you don’t exist 🫵😂

NOOO WHAG CRY