DUMPLINGS
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lets face it, english is a stupid language
look at the paradoxes
there's no in eggplant
no ham in hamburger
there's no pine or apple in pineapple
english muffins weren't created in England
french fries weren't made in France
quicksand takes you down slowly
boxing rings are square
guinea pigs are not from guinea or a pig
if writers write why don't fingers fing
if teachers taught why didn't the preachers praught
if the plural of Tooth is Teeth, why isn't the plural of Phone Booth "Phone BEETH"?
If a Vegetarian eats vegetables then what the hell does a Humanitarian eat?
Why do we recite at a play, but play at a recital?
Park on Driveways and drive off Parkways?
A house is burning up as it's burning down, and you fill OUT a form, by filling it in!
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