What to do with this slab I found

drop it on a pointy rock until it breaks

Should I return it cuz there's this Eldritch horror outside telling me to

throw it into a busy street

Return it

Eh idk

But there's some dude telling me to do so

Please return it

Put it back on your neighbors lawn you coon

There's this weird dude Eldritch horror thing telling me to return it

COURAGE THE COWARDLY DAWG