scratch car in wator

london tips 9 through 11: do not fly planes near big ben

can I make jokes about the queen and king? that's kinda like the same thing for them

yes but you have to specify which queen/king you are talking about

and where is Margaret Thatcher's grave, I don't know anything about her but I just wanna piss on her grave cuz y'all hate that bitch if I remember

m'lady, they hath attacketh thy second ben

you mean

oi mate they drove a bloomin' bus into the bloody big ben

thoust art correct

i could think about telling a british dude about 9/11 and hearing them try to tell another british man about it like "this random american fellow told me about this 9/11 fisaco, we told me some loony drove a plane right into a tower!"

gold star for you mate

thank you

also i put "we" instead of he like a doofus my bad for that typo