Impossibru Guy Original

THAT’S CRAZY!!!

Luckily I have no A-‘s, otherwise some random people out of nowhere would assault me with a rifle—or do those only happen to Asian children…

I survive on B’s and C’s

Lucky… broomsticks and chainsaws dont come for you in your household… others are not that lucky…

oh nah my parents have bazzookas

Oh no…

No No no.

Well, there are more ways… mine is a bit more original…

It’s A = Average B = Broomstick C= Chainsaw D = Dont come home for the rest of your life and E = Exposure

Question: How’d you get above average? How would YOU make your Asian parents proud (hypothetically)?

Those are the punishments though… not the grading…

Also the Asian way

Indeed

I’m 1/64 Asian—I think

WOAH

Hold on….

EchoBeach, I think we’re both on at the same time. THAT IS CRAZY; not gonna lie, you’re the first person to comment on any of my memes.

Edit: Yeah, I’m not sure about that 1/64 Asian fact… I may be half-joking; I MAY be half-joking.

P.S: Imgflip, take away the time limit. 180 seconds is too long… please… pretty please… finally.

WOAH OKIE :D

Does that mean you can use 1% of Asian s lu rs?!

No…

And even if I could use them, I would be able to be 1/64 (1.56%) of them. I got the Asian-preferred smarts…

*1.5625%