Impossibru Guy Original

Also the Asian way

Indeed

I’m 1/64 Asian—I think

Does that mean you can use 1% of Asian s lu rs?!

No…

And even if I could use them, I would be able to be 1/64 (1.56%) of them. I got the Asian-preferred smarts…

That's all I can think of

Fun fact: Asians are actually good parents, not strict and harsh

You sure? Asians sacrifice a lot for their kids.

Idk throughout history The ideologies about honor and power has lasted for generations I thought that would transfer through the current one

They learn honor and power through a different way…through… i have no idea.

*1.5625%

Hmm

So????? Any other questions about me being 1/64 Asian—(background music ensues(

... Yes does the idealism of honor super strong imor is that a stereotype

I’m assuming you mean honor first (as a partial-Asian, we don’t take lingo/brainrot classes much) . In some cases, that idealism exists (but not all families). Honor is high in the list, but my Asian ancestors (as far as I know) weren’t crazy about honor. They would be morally right, so I’m guessing either the focus is on the rare case that it is true or it’s a stereotype.

P.S. Sorry about the long answer; my Asian smarts are kicking in. Any other questions?

P.S.S. Fun Fact: In some Asian movies (Especially where I’m 1/64 Asian), there are like 5-minute songs in between the movie. Don’t ask…

P.S.S.S.Just kidding, you may…

5 minute songs.... Hey ... I know have a question... Do you know any martial arts?

i know

No, I do not know any martial arts (more of a me problem). Any other questions?

WOAH

Hold on….

EchoBeach, I think we’re both on at the same time. THAT IS CRAZY; not gonna lie, you’re the first person to comment on any of my memes.

Edit: Yeah, I’m not sure about that 1/64 Asian fact… I may be half-joking; I MAY be half-joking.

P.S: Imgflip, take away the time limit. 180 seconds is too long… please… pretty please… finally.

WOAH OKIE :D

It’s A = Average B = Broomstick C= Chainsaw D = Dont come home for the rest of your life and E = Exposure

He knows?

Question: How’d you get above average? How would YOU make your Asian parents proud (hypothetically)?

Those are the punishments though… not the grading…

No No no.

Well, there are more ways… mine is a bit more original…

THAT’S CRAZY!!!

Luckily I have no A-‘s, otherwise some random people out of nowhere would assault me with a rifle—or do those only happen to Asian children…

I survive on B’s and C’s

Lucky… broomsticks and chainsaws dont come for you in your household… others are not that lucky…

oh nah my parents have bazzookas

Oh no…