I, sir Winslow wimblebart Cornelius Boykisserus Hentaius Jojosius Gundamius Richelesaux de Leyourexyouexyouex Ooksteinbergus Fingerlickner von Holtschweinermachter the 1,000,000th, proudly pledge thine allegiance to the Great and Royal Boykisser Empire. Long live the king.