There was two couples named Divvy and Blobie, they love kissing and cuddling. One time Blobie confessed his feelings to his love that's Divvy. Then they went to a romantic STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN. The waiter was Gebrix.
They ordered spaghetti for dinner. Gebrix agreed. The chef is JACK F**KING BLACK. Gebrix gave his paper to Jack Steve and he said
"La-La-La-Lava Ch-Ch-Ch-Chicken π£οΈπ₯
Steve's lava chicken yeah ππ
It's tasty as hell π π€€
Ooh Mamacita π£οΈπ₯
Now you're ringing the bell π«¨π
Crispy and juicyππ€€
Now you're having a snack ππ€€
Ooh super spicy π₯΅ π₯
It's a LAVA ATTAAAAAAACK ππͺ"
As he kicks a baby zombie off the chicken jockey, flying into 2 dirt towers, Obama was on one of them. Then John Minecraft starts f**king the chicken, as Gebrix gets swallowed alive by his wife loona