Me when I sign the contract that makes me spontaneously buy 1100 strawberries

i already stole it

I gave you a FAKE contract 👿🤓☝️ you signed the declaration of independence that I vandalized

i am a founding father now

you get your kid!! the subcontract was if anyone but you signs it they give me all their money and are married to me now

Lmao

What does it read.