is this satire...?

me when im corny

Dawg, I’m sorry if you’re struggling, I really am. But MSMG isn’t exactly the best place to talk about mental health issues. For that, I suggest posting to something like the depression stream.

Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur
Scary anomaly that only comes out at Sahur
It is said that if someone is called for Sahur three times and does not answer, then this creature comes to your house
Eek, how scary
Tung tung usually makes a sound like a gong hitting a kentungan
Tung tung tung tung

the rot consumes

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

I KNOW HOW THE GAME GOES BECAUSE I HAVE TO PLAY IT WITH HUMANS. TIME HAS ITS LIMITS. LIFE IS SO GAMBLED.NO ONE CAN GIVE YOU A SECOND LIFE. YOU HAVE TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH BY YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE TELLS YOU. I COOK MYSELF A GOOD DISH BECAUSE IM FROM ITALY. OH, YOURE HUNGRY? BUT HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED MEALS? ON MY DRAIN I PUT A FEW BERRIES OF TOBACCO ON THE PAPER, SPREAD THE FAT PROPERLY. YES, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT NUMBER. ITAKE THE GOOD PORTION, YES, I TAKE THE GOOD PIECES. I RACE, I DONT DO CIRCUITS, FEEL ME? ALOT OF CARS ARE NEEDED ON THE DOCKS. SECOND, YOU HAVE NOT ATTEMPTED IN CAPACITY TO FIND THE CHEMISTRY IN SUCCESS, THERE IS NO SUCCEEDED. IT IS NOT ADMITTED.