Traumatized Mr. Incredible

erm.. your uncle is your mothers/fathers brother so since the father/mother were birthed by the same dad as uncle they can spread the genes of the father that the uncle got to you so it really isnt that bad

Because of how the laws work in alabama and due to the complex loopholes people find, if you marry your divorced aunt you could technically be your own uncle leading to a whole thing where now you look like your uncle because you are your own uncle.
The aunt also doesn't have to be divorced for that to happen.
If my advice works, let me know. I'd love to see the end results not just the massive theorizing I have down in my basement with the children I hired ice cream truck drivers to pick up for me.