Beltane greetings to my fellow rebels!
In case you might remember,
the Phony U.S. President himself is enviromentally weak
compared to my oceanic power;
Mer-May approaches tomorrow on May 1st at sunrise,
which means that I'll soon escape into the sea.
Fear not, Democrats,
for He-Who's-Wrecking-America-Twice
won't dare try to capture me from beneath the waves if he can't swim.
I shall soon return ashore on the 1st of June,
stronger than he & his loyalists will ever be,
for my siren song is far more powerful
than the despot's cruelty.
Even so, our vote's still for Kamala Harris,
& we shall fight for our country's freedom until November 7th, 2028.
So heed my words - if Kamala wins the election,
then the Republican Devil shall be President no longer!
I have high hopes that through our courage to stand tall against adversity,
the entire United States of America will truly make itself great again
by breaking down the walls of division & casting despotism out of our shores for good.
Warm regards,
Risë J. Hickey,
Leader of the Democratic Resistance
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