"I drenched my grandma in semen"
"My name is Jackie... and I am f**king backie..."
"I didn't hold... shitted myself... I didnt reach... the salvation!"
"[sounds of Tyler masturbating]"
and finally...
Beginning now, the world premiere of: The Creepypasta Song
[Intro: Horror Sans]
- hey horror sans is on this beat!
[Intro: Narrator]
This is the creepypasta song!
We are Evil Creepypasta stories!
Beware...
[Verse 1: Sonic.EXE]
I am Sonic.EXE!
I was brought to life on an evil CD!
Now I'm in your computer!
And I will give you virus that will make you pooper!
Tails and Knuckles are dead!
I will hit you upside the head!
I can run fast and jump high!
So just lay down and DIE!
[Verse 2: Ben Drowned]
(screaming)
[Verse 3: Jeff the Killer]
I'm Jeff the Killer!
I'm Jeff the Killer!
I'm Jeff the Killer!
Watch out for me!
I'll kill you!
I'm Jack the Killer!
[Verse 3.5: Jane the Killer]
I'm Jane the Killer!
I'm Jane the Killer!
I'm Jane the Killer!
I'm a female Jeff the Killer!
I'll kill you too!
[Verse 4: Ed, Edd n Eddy Purgatory Theory]
Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory!
Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory!
Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory!
Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory!
The Purgatory Theory is a fan theory about the characters from the TV show Ed, Edd n Eddy that suggest they are dead and living in a purgatory-like state. The theory suggests that the kids are from The Cul-de-sac, come from different eras, and the early 1900s to the early 2000s. This would explain why the show's year is hard to pinpoint and why there aren't many adults in the show. The theory also suggests that the kids' previous lives and debts fit well with how they are portrayed in the show. The theory suggests that the green-purple color of the kids' tongues is the color of the people when they die. You can also watch a video where Ed, Edd and Eddy are actually DEAD!
Ed has one D
Eddy has two D's
Eddd has three D's
Eddddy has four D's
Now you know!
Now you know!
Now you know!
Now you know!
Ed, Edd n Eddy!
Purgatory Ed, Edd n Eddy!
[Verse 5: Horror Sans]
- hey I'm
- I'm Horror Sa−
[Verse 6: Red Mist Squidward]
I'm Squidward and I have to KILL MYSELF!
(gunshots)
[Verse 7: Old Man Dookenquences]
In 1963, a man named Dukeness Test fell into a coma where they boiled his brain in a machine to create a dog named Dukey the Dog, who became a scientist and mentor of a child named Johnathan Test. This coma game birth to the show Futurama in which he became a red-haired boy named Philip J. Fry. Phil
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